Thursday, January 12, 2006

Nothing much to say

Today I read an article which stated that when they wake up, humans experience a state similar to that felt when drunk. Their brains work much more slowly and important decisions should not be taken. This state should last between 15 and 30 minutes. I obviously was not included in the study or else they would have noticed this state of torpor lasts until just before eight o’clock in the evening by which time it is replaced by a state of traditional drunkenness!

On other matters, my horoscopes (metal monkey and Scorpio) both seem to imply that I will be getting laid either tonight or Friday night. Haven’t found out which stunning girl will have the pleasure but will be sure to let you know.


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